Confession

Confession of a Laurie:

Forgive me trainer, for I have noshed.

I ate 8 brownies over the course of 2 days,
along with Starbuck's Salted Caramel Hot Cocoa,
miscellaneous salted chips
and numerous Christmas cookies.

I sat around watching 6 movies
but feel that I got a good cardio work-out while
watching "Death Race" and "Wanted".
Also, I laughed a lot during "Burn After Reading".
Not so much while watching "Clone Wars" tho I did
get up and leave the room to clean dishes
and make pasta (during the movie)
and that's gotta count for something.

Trainer Response:

Do lunges up and down the gym, 3 times, until you feel green and 
see spots in front of your eyes.
Side squats until your butt muscles seize up.
Extended tables (if you don't know, you don't wanna know)
but NOT on the stretching mats, causing strawberries on your knees.
OH! And here's a chocolate raspberry thumbprint cookie that I made.

Now go and nosh no more or I'll kick your butt again on Monday.

Actually, I'm gonna kick your butt anyway but your husband paid me
and said it's part of your Christmas present.

HO, HO, HO.
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