Today, at 8:28am, I cast-on for my Mr. Greenjeans cardigan for the Ravelympics.
I would have started earlier but was detained in the “Medical Tent” for a random drug test. I swore the Aleve I had taken was recommended by my golfing instructor but they were very thorough, thusly causing the 28 minute delay.
I say it was Fiber Profiling!! Who knew Malabrigo was on the list?
As the officials can see, I have a problem with my golf swing
which would cause anyone to turn to “hard” drugs.
I also seem to have a stalker.
Damn papparazzi. That will teach me to wear horizontal stripes.