This morning, Tom heard this thru the bathroom door.
“And the winner of the Thursday Stupid Move Award goes to….
I’d like to thank the cat for waking us up at 5:50 this morning, by setting off the security alarm. Without his help and my inability to fall back asleep, I would have never been eligible for this award.
I would have never gotten into the shower, put shampoo in my hands and then started washing my face with it.
I’m glad I was able to make a come-back from last month, when I wasn’t nominated for getting into the shower, putting exfoliating face wash in my hands and then rubbing it into my hair.
I’d also like to thank my husband for (MUSIC RISES) without his help (HOOK APPEARS ON STAGE) been able…ARGHHH!!!”
“My Mom – She won a Stoopie!”