Dear Mr. Wind –
I know you’ve been having a really good time, today, at my expense.
I just wanted to let you know that I’m not going to take a 3rd tour around the house, resetting the clocks on the microwave/stove/expresso machine and in the bedroom, until you STOP making the power flicker.
I really appreciate the fact that you think it will give me the day off but I’ve got a MacBook and it doesn’t give a crap if the power is out.
Blow Me Sincerely,