Dear Binky –
I sit here at “my” computer, marveling at your bravery, bendy-ness and kick ass decorating sense. If I was allowed to use the phone I’d be calling Martha Stewart to book you on her show.
I don’t know what your Mom is complaining about. After all, you were just trying to get a cobweb or something. It’s much easier for you to get up there than for her, right? (Just between you and me, I’ve read her “A-Team” story and I don’t think YOU’RE the one that needs a time-out.) She should be thinking about the time you SAVED her.
It’s OK about our date. It’s really cold here and I don’t want to freeze
what used to be my kitty bits off. But we will be together, my sleek ebony goddess.
NOBODY PUTS BINKY IN A TIME-OUT!